2019 with cold symptoms: toughen up with your (wo)man flu there princess and get back to work.
2020 with cold symptoms: line up (yesterday) masked to have a nurse in full protective gear insert possibly the longest cotton bud I've ever seen into your throat then BOTH your nostrils for what the nearby Doctor describes as "like someone is doing a byopsy on your brain".
Then self-isolate for 24-48 hours until you get your results via SMS.
Today: two negative results. And Will was an amazing trooper through it all, but will be happy to get back to school tomorrow.
Not looking forward to the next time cold symptoms inevitably appear. It's someone else's turn next.